Meet Mr Bob Harris

I have a super duper cool assistant now, who not only loves pugs and pandas, but also has a rabbit called Mr Bob Harris who is possibly the cutest motherfucker this side of London. Yep, you heard me, Annie the pug from the Toy Museum. YOU HAVE BEEN BEATEN. Ladies and ladyboys, let me introduce to you....

MR BOB HARRIS

ps - Liane, don't show this to him, he might eat another pair of shoes.

O THEY HAS A TINY BUKKIT

HI, PUPPY KITTY BUNNY IS NOT DEAD!
I have just been very busy.

Animal Idol

Enough said.

hellz yeah!

Hey there, Pygmy Jerboa! You are pretty cute, over there, just washin' those 2 cm square of fur you've got goin' on.

HIGH FIVE!
*squashes*

Sorry little friend, but you are so small, you can't even handle the power of my high five. I wonder who would win in a boxing match between you and a ladybug. Actually no, I know. The ladybug would knock you out. But don't worry, it is definitely you I want to cuddle all night with a chopstick.

YOU GEE ELLE WHY YOU AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI

You're UGLY.

I am sorry, baby Aye Aye, you may be cute, but you are mainly extremely ugly. I suppose if you were to participate in Aye Aye Next Top Model, Tyra Banks would probably tell you you are pretty ugly. And I wouldn't disagree.

I am sure you would be awesome in those super edgy high fashion shoots. You know the ones where you pose like a total lunatic, bend over backwards, hunch that back and prick those ears. Or maybe you could just be a hand model? I don't know, man, maybe your career isn't in modelling.

You can come out of your bucket though, we're all your friends, we promise not to make fun of you. To be honest, I'd be shit scared of making fun of you. Your face screams "don't mess with me or else...". Have you just joined the local Fight Club?

I really hope you don't also have bad breath like that dude below.

He might be slightly cuter, but gosh, he is smelly.

Bunny vs. Kitty vs. Puppy

The YouTube channel of I Can Has Cheezburger is an endless source of entertainment. I like to have short Sunday watching sessions with Mila. We sit in the bed and watch 5 or 6 videos of animals doing stupid things. Our favourite today is this one:

Followed closely by this one:

Oh my, if it isn't the Silky Hen...

I know it has been a long time since I last updated this blog, and I was *this* close to stop updating altogether and then I thought "you know what, if there is an animal who looks like this on this planet, then you must carry on posting on PKB". This animal, ladies and gentlemen is the Silky Hen. I almost wish I could write its name in glitter animated gif because it is so ridiculous(ly) perfect(ly) (retarded). Oh wait... Wait... I CAN, because such is the power of the internet.

What you really need for a full grasp of what exactly being a silky hen entails is a body shot of our new friend. Your first reaction will probably be something like "why is she showing us a picture of a silly pompom with a stick?". The second time you look at it, after you put your glasses on, you will notice said pompom has feet, and a beak. "A BEAK?!?". Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is a hen. A completely over the top hen. A bloody effing silky feathered CHICKEN. Who knew?

I think I have a winter hat that looks strangely like hers actually. JUST CHECK OUT THAT HAIR. How does she see? Does she bump into walls all the time? Because if she does then she just won the award for the most retarded animal ever, stealing it from the Tibetan Fox (who has been holding on to this award for 5 consecutive years, so that is saying something).

But you know, there I was looking at a photo of the Silky Hen and shouting at her to go back to Narnia, evil Snow Queen in between two laughing fits and there they were, Sister Sledge, posing for the photo as if their lives depended on it. I bet the conversation went something like this: "Bawkbawk BAGAWK? BAWKbawkbawk!!! Bagawk? BAWKBAWK. Bawk!" which roughly translates as "So I look left and you look right? NO YOU LOOK RIGHT, I LOOK LEFT!!! And Whitey? IN THE MIDDLE YOU IDIOT. Oh ok."


And since you have been so patient with me, I give you the motion picture, triple Oscar winner.

Boy, I wish every wednesday could bring something as life altering as the Silky Hen.